- Dont order anything edible which says "Large" against it.
Ordered a "Large" popcorn today, taking a cue from several Americans discussing amongst themselves the size of their orders.
What I was handed in return for my four dollars fifty can only be described as a paper bucket I could have taken a popcorn bath in.
- Dont attempt to look for anything in waist size 32 which you like, because its not gonna be there.
Ever seen size 40, 44 or heck, even size 48 pants??
- Dont attempt to confuse people by presenting your indian driving license as "id proof".
Many million years ago, I had a photo of mine clicked when I was thin :(.
- Dont be a pedestrian in the 300 metre radius of a School Bus.
Curious cops come around to take a look in mean lookin Dodge Chargers :( .
...............many more to come!
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afaik everything that sells here starts from min size as large... it goes on to extra large and xxL.
who were you shopping for ??
i have decided that i wont put my foot down on memphis roads.
I wasnt shopping for anything in particular. I was just looking around.
Dont be in a hurry to make declarations :-). You never know where you might be posted..
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